when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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