Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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