Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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