I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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