So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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