It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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