quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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