capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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