hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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