there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
