well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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