Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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