she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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