so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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