Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Vodka?
Forever.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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