so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Houston, we have a squirter
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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