If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
