She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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