please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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