My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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