they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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