We named our party play list daddy issues
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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