no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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