wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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