So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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