If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
is wine microwaveable?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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