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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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