just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
The adults are the big ones right?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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