When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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