Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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