When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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