can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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