he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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