You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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