He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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