But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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