She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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