Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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