Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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