he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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