I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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