Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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