No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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