Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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