i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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