Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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