Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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