I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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