a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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