It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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