marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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