Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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