I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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