Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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