It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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