There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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