That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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