that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
