So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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