brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I would ride that face into the sunset
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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