Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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