like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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