Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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