Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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